1.这年头，手上没有几十张试卷都不好意思跟别人说学校放假。
2.所谓放假就是，家里遭嫌，出门没钱，每天特闲。
3.放假时，我醒了，不代表我起床了;上学时，我起床了，不代表我醒了。
4.中国的放假原则，欠了的终归是要还的!
5.放假的时候发烧都会坚持上网，上课的时候打个喷嚏都会觉得是癌症晚期。
6.世界上最近的.距离，放假到开学;世界上最远的距离，开学到放假。
7.“上学你带了什么”?“一颗随时准备放假的心”
8.大家都在研究开学怎样进门最帅，我已经在研究什么时候放假了。
9.五四运动为什么爆发?因为五一放假只有三天。
10.放假的意义就在于，一个说不起就不起的早晨，一个说不睡就不睡的深夜和一个说不出门就不出门的白天。
11.从前有群人一起放假，现在这群人放假的时间都不一样了。
12.放假靠祖宗，停课靠台风。
13.最鄙视那些一放假就出去玩的人，我只想送给他们四个字：请带上我。
14.你若军训，便是晴天，你若放假，便是作业连连。
15.躺在床上玩手机，一想到放假了好久了还没有碰过书，我就啪的抽了自己一耳光，TM的玩个手机还分心。
16.我对放假的概念就是：我的充电器从来没闲过。
17.读书的时候觉得不怎么擅长学习，放假以后发现原来玩也不太在行。
18.“放假你快乐吗?”“只有快，没有乐。”
19.留几年的长发五分钟就剪完，学几年的知识一放假就忘光。
20.“关闭放假模式，正式开启学霸模式!”“对不起，您的配置太低，无法启动该功能”
【放假搞笑经典句子一】
1.分手后，嘴巴上会说祝你们幸福，心里总是巴不得你们吹掉。
2.广告之后，马上回来!
3.不要怀疑我们的距离，距离产生不了美。
4.上课盼下课，上学盼放假，我的目标一直都很执着。
5.所谓放假，家里遭嫌，出门没钱，每天特闲。
6.别人手牵手，我牵我的狗，走一走，游一游，看谁不爽咬两口。
7.山外青山楼外楼，你和小三要跳楼，我在楼下喊加油。
8.我一上线你就下线，我一下线你就上线，我现在活着，你怎么不***?
9.宁愿胖的可爱， 也不愿瘦得雷人。
10.模仿成这样，真是一点山寨精神都没有。
11.一只黑碳说：我很白，结果被拖去精神病院。
12.有钱的捧个钱场，没钱的回家取点钱来捧个钱场。
13.爱若有情， 必有奸情， 对爱用心， 纯属神经。
14.理发师永远听不懂剪短一点点的概念。
15.我不跟猪摔跤有两个原因：首先这让我自己变得很脏，其次这让猪很高兴。
16.猛的一看你不怎么样，仔细一看还不如猛的一看。
17.人生这么短，我凭什么委屈自己给你脸。
18.穷人玩车，富人玩表，屌丝玩电脑……
19.宁愿跑起来被拌倒无数次，也不愿规规矩矩走一辈子，就算跌倒也要豪迈的笑。
20.不好意思，缺点太多;如果嫌烦，请你滚蛋!
21.[真心会很累无心无所谓.]
22.小时候同桌老说我太man，我对他说，老子嫁不出去，就找你。
23. 有没有那么一两个朋友，你不是同性恋，可是你爱她。——说说搞笑
24.新学期，不通宵，不熬夜，多看书，多运动，学英语，要节省
25.丫头，别哭，这种男人小三帮你摆平了。
26.- 以后要和我结婚的那位，如果你有女朋友，赶快分手，别浪费时间。让我们两个好好认识一下吧。
27.请不要说我变了 我是变你媳妇了还是变***了。
28.如果有一天你突然回头, 会不会和我狼狈的撞在一起。
29.忍气吞声说句没关系 不如优优雅雅说句操。
30.常在河边走，哪有不湿鞋，既然鞋湿了，干脆洗个澡。
【放假搞笑经典句子二】
1) 五一假期，鲜花献给辛勤的劳动人民。
2) 老师我不想写作业，那样一点都不酷。
3) 元旦过去啦，是该收收心准备过寒假了。
4) 我和寒假分手了，都是因为开学那***。
5) 其实我也不想跟作业相亲，都是老师逼的!
6) 中国的放假原则——欠了的终归是要还的!
7) 老师，毕业那天的试卷您还没有给我们讲。
8) 查个分比表白还紧张查完了比失恋还难过!
9) 暑假真的很短，在两次大姨妈中就没有了。
10) 对我们来说，放假就是换了个地方写作业。
11) 放假时，我醒了，不代表我起床了;上学时，我起床了，不代表我醒了。
12) 你最骄傲的一件事是什么，当然是我的暑假作业了，我把它养的白白的。
13) 真听不惯一些人说“我要拿暑假作业砸死班主任”说的好像他搬得动似的。
14) 放假的时候发烧都会坚持上网，上课的时候打个喷嚏都会觉得是癌症晚期。
15) 讨厌放假、作业多那是借口、只是因为不能再每天看见你，这你都不懂吗。
16) “假期是超越对手最好的时机”“尼玛，我从不做这种偷偷摸摸的事……”
17) 暑期既是加油站又是查漏补缺的终点站，是家长和孩子沟通交流的好时间。
18) “暑假过完了，说明了什么?”“要开学了啊”“错，说明寒假要来了啊”。
19) 这年头，手里没几十张卷子，七八本寒假作业，都不好意思跟人说学校放假。
20) 父母失望的眼神，朋友嘲笑的言语，老师满口的责骂，都会在这个七月绽放。
21) 作业君，都怨你，我都没有跟寒假君单独在一起过，现在寒假君和我分手了!
22) “我的诺基亚碎了。”“怎么可能?”“我不小心把它放寒假作业下面了。”
23) 昨天同学问我写作业没，我说，才放假几天啊，写什么作业，一看，快开学了。
24) 三年前，我们谁都不懂谁，走进了同一教室。三年后，谁都了解谁，各奔东西。
25) 从上学到放假，从校服到睡衣，从课本到漫画，从马尾到披头散发，这才是学生。
26) 暑假了，轻松蒸发了压力，快乐消融了忧烦;幸福瓦解了惆怅，欢乐取缔了无奈。
27) 你若军训，便是晴天;你若放假，便是雨天;你若发奋写作业，便是开学前一天。
28) 暑假来了，唐僧师徒四人不禁吐槽到：艾玛，暑假又到了，又要去西天取一次经。
29) 你存在，我昨天的熬夜里，我的夜里，我的梦里，我的通宵里。再见，我的暑假。
30) 我有一个技能，可以在两天内写完暑假作业，可这个技能要到最后两天才会触发。
精选关于休假的.说说1
1Put down the heavy schoolbag, relax the numbness of the brain, forget the classroom formal, enjoy the beautiful summer vacation. Let the joy shine in the heart, let the happiness run in the field, let the happiness follow the qingxi flow, let the comfort and the holiday hug. Wish you a happy summer holiday!
2. In this summer holiday, I always like a cup of tea, to stay alone on the balcony singing an English song, like to hear the sound of wind sneaked in my ear, like close your eyes and enjoy the feeling of the sun on my face, like imagination and memory.
3. This is my life this year summer vacation, a colorful and meaningful summer vacation, but I more hope I can this summer and winter vacation, let's primary school students really fell after the "burden".
4Summer vacation to, happy arrive. Less stress, better mood. Catch fish and shrimps. Fly a kite, field run. Learn to swim and bathe. Be more careful and less dangerous. Relax and smile. Happy one summer vacation, happy childhood good!
5. As the name implies the summer vacation to heat is false, but not all person's holiday, is only the proletariat and the day of the carnival, we adults can only silently standing by and by, look at these naive face the carefree play everywhere, also, those who long to see her stay home with children all the day to catch a son everywhere, art, science, such as English around, deprived of the originally let children freedom to make decision of power
6I always feel happy when the summer vacation comes, and I think it is the best time of the year to have two months to spare.
7Summer vacation to summer, you are lucky, the first prize in the welfare lottery; You did well in the heat, and koko won the first prize. "Heat" you pressure is small, door door does not report class to take remedial course, "heat" you be happy thick, safe and happy you chase me to run; Wish you a very easy summer vacation!
8The most joyful is the holiday, the summer holiday is long and happy. Stay up late and get up early and live regularly, watch TV computer to rest, air conditioning room to ventilate, outdoor play to prevent sun protection, swimming is accompanied, safe and happy is the first. Eat less cold drinks and drink more water. Remember that friends are always in touch. Wish you a happy summer holiday!
9The exam is over, and the old smoke is gone. The weather is too small and rainy. The shepherd boy refers to the happy village. Just hang up the sea of clouds, I will send you care today, wish this summer holiday happy!
10came to the summer vacation, happy to learn to remain on hold, don't be lazy, learning attitude, can't be too light, trouble kicked in, regardless of pressure, keep happy, happy every day, wish friends, good luck to tie up, happy to accompany, happy holidays, never!
11The summer vacation has come, the happiness has come, the sky is bluer, the water is clearer. More laughter, less worry, better mood, less stress. Wish the students, relax and have a happy summer vacation!
12. Summer vacation is coming, have fun in the sun, according to the time for you, put the happiness in the breeze, blow out best for you and the lucky into text messages, send blessings to you, summer vacation is coming, wish you a happy holiday, by the cool and refreshing.
13Summer vacation comes, I invite you to travel, you pay; Watching a movie together, you buy a ticket; Buy a gift, you give me, what do I give you? I write a message to you, bless you happy to spend the summer holiday every day, laugh often, I just make you smile.
14." put down your burden, take off your tiredness, sweep away all your troubles, relax your mood, cheer up your spirit, open your heart, and give my regards to you, please don't forget. May you be healthy and happy during the summer holidays."
15Summer vacation, put down the pressure of study, easy a summer; Lay down the troubles of life, and be merry for a summer; Put down your tight mood and laugh for a summer. May you have a happy summer vacation and a relaxing summer!
16. The summer vacation comes, please: pick up the day as "dance" passion, relax "insides" nervous, "eclectic" activities, enjoy the "colorful" happy, feel the happiness of the "colorful"! Happy holidays!
17. Summer arrived, please put down the test point of view, please abandon really unhappy, please dispel learn helpless, please keep busy tired, have the freedom of carefree, have spirit to thrive, soar with feelings of heaven and earth, a happy summer vacation!
18. Summer vacation, I went back to my grandma's. Just after lunch, the new good friend li Lin and Paul haenle will come for me to catch loach. I and they hit it off, and come to the edge of a small county.
19. Quietly came to the summer vacation, happy is fermented, take them at their ease, and fields for a hug, ok look at the blue sky, and the birds than running, have no matter to do a entertainment, like the fish happy bubbling. By the way, I wish you a happy summer vacation!
20Summer vacation comes, not afraid of high temperature: air conditioning blows, hot escape, feel wonderful; The ice cake is eaten, the cool degree increases, the cozy stay; SMS reading, cool holiday, mood ice dance! Happy holidays!
21Summer vacation to happiness, in the summer breeze fun, leisure and entertainment arrangements, travel safety, living science law, exercise learning mo forget. I wish you a happy and safe summer holiday.
22Put on summer vacation to say the mood phrase about the summer vacation of the QQ to say the mood full of mood - sad talk - love to talk - funny talk - - motivational talk - mood phrase big all.
23The holiday, escaped the teacher's stern look, at ease; Throw away the heavy load of schoolbag, comfortable; Without the trouble of homework, be happy; If you want to play, you can sleep. Summer vacation is our happy time, good summer, happy every day. Don't forget to finish your homework on time!
24The holiday is a holiday, and here is a notice: replace the annoyance with happy happiness, let the sweet ice cream cover the heat, and bury the great pressure with recreational activities. If you can meet the above requirements, your summer vacation will be wonderful, and the happiness talent award to you!
25Summer vacation, easy to evaporate the pressure, happy to melt the worry; Happiness dissolves disconsolate, joy weeps out helpless; Vitality dissolves the depression, passion takes the place of loneliness; Wonderful through the time, easy to cover the summer vacation. I wish you a happy summer holiday, happy and happy!
精选关于休假的英文说说2
1. In these days, there are not dozens of papers on hand to tell others that school holidays.
2. The so-called holiday is, the family is suspected, go out without money, every day special leisure.
3. During the holiday, I woke up and didn't mean I got up. When I go to school, I wake up and don't mean I'm awake.
4. China's holiday principle, owed is to return!
5. During the holiday, fever will stick to the Internet, and sneezing in class will be considered terminal cancer.
6. The most recent distance in the world, holiday to school; The furthest distance in the world is the beginning of the school holidays.
7. What did you bring to school? "A heart ready for a holiday"
8. Everyone is studying how to enter the new semester, the most handsome, I have been studying when the holiday.
9. Why did the May 4th movement break out? Because the May Day holiday is only three days.
10. The meaning of the holiday is, a morning that can't afford to say, a night that says not to sleep, and a day to say not to go out.
11. Once upon a time, there was a group holiday, and now these people have different holidays.
12. The school holidays depended on the typhoon.
13. I just want to give them four words: please take me with you.
14. If your military training is a sunny day, if you have a holiday, you will have a lot of homework.
15. Lying in bed playing with mobile phone, I thought of the holiday for a long time has not touched the book, I slapped my own slap, TM's playing a mobile phone is still a distraction.
16. My idea of a holiday is that my charger has never been idle.
17. I was not very good at studying when I was reading, and I found that I was not very good at it after the holidays.
18. "Are you happy on holiday? "Only fast, no fun."
19. A few years of long hair will be cut in five minutes, learning a few years of knowledge a holiday will be forgotten.
20. "Close the holiday mode, and officially open the outstanding student model!" "Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function."
21. After the holiday, learn god to brush difficult problem, the student with outstanding achievement is brushing the homework, the student with poor result is in brush dynamic.
22. Homework failed to load, please have a school holiday again.
23. I don't want to go to school because the holidays are boring. Just as I love you, I don't want to let go.
24. "Are you excited about the holiday?" "Well, you'll be more excited about the exercise!
25. Now off, put the summer vacation and winter vacation, winter vacation to put National Day, National Day playing as well as the May Day, May Day put like weekend, weekend and didn't put the same, summary, the holiday just like farting.
26. The holiday only discovers, only love your person will keep in touch with you.
27. "Feel as light as before the holidays" "talk" "do not write"
28. For us, a holiday is just another place to do your homework.
29. In these days, it is not easy to have a holiday. The qingming festival is still the light of ancestors.
30. Class is for the end of class, school is for the holiday. I can't imagine how I could have the courage to come to school without such a great heart.
