1.哥不是收破烂的，做不到让你随喊随到.
2.我不是草船，你的贱别往我这发。
3.你的矮是终身的，我的胖却是暂时的 。
4.別在无聊的`时候來找我，不然显得我是多余的.
5.国家，为什么没有拿你的脸皮去研究防弹衣呢？
6.鹅鹅鹅，曲项用刀割，拔毛加瓢水，点火盖上锅！
7.即使你已名花有主、我也要移花接木。
8.心里只有你一个频道 最可恨的是还没有广告。
9.挂个蚊帐在里面裸睡，挑逗蚊子，把它急死。
10. 给你最大的报复，就是活的比你幸福。
11.不要给我压力，那将是我成为你上司的动力。
12.锄禾日当午，啥都不靠普。闲来没事做，不如斗地主。
13.老师说过：世上没有后悔药，只有老鼠药~
14.要不是老师说不能乱扔垃圾，不然我早把你扔出去。
15.如果我中了五百万，我觉得还是捐进自己的账户吧。
16.没有癞蛤蟆，天鹅也会寂寞.
17.我是光棍我可耻，我给国家节约纸。
18.比一比这两条鱼谁长的帅，长得帅就是明天的菜.。
19.我不恨你，因为我不想记住你。
20.知道我需要多大的勇气才拨下你的号码么，你却关机。
21.每次问别人吃了吗？其实自己快饿死了。
22.是啊。您多出名啊，拍过100多部电影，就是现在扫黄不让播了。
23.狼心狗肺总好过撕心裂肺。
24.看看你的排名，就知道你班有多少人。
25.上流社会的人，总喜欢做点下流的事。
26.携子之手，将子拖走，子若不走，拍晕了，继续拖走。
27.人生没有如果，只有后果和结果。
28.最有魅力的人是康师傅，每天都有成千上万的人泡他。
29.我身材其实挺好，肥而不腻。
30.等我有钱了，我就带我最讨厌的人去最好的神经病院！
1、A man becomes learned by asking questions.不耻下问才能有学问。
2、A man can do no more than he can.凡事都应量力而行。
3、A man cannot spin and reel at the same time.一心不能二用。
4、A man is known by his friends.什么人交什么朋友。
5、A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.光说空话不做事，犹如花园光长刺。
6、A man without money is no man at all.一分钱难倒英雄汉。
7、A merry heart goes all the way.心旷神怡，事事顺利。
8、A miss is as good as a mile.失之毫厘，差之千里。
9、A mother's love never changes.母爱永恒。
10、An apple a day keeps the doctor away.一天一苹果，不用请医生。
11、A new broom sweeps clean.新官上任三把火。
12、An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.以眼还眼，以牙还牙。
13、An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening.一日之计在于晨。
14、An old dog cannot learn new tricks.老狗学不出新把戏。
15、An ounce of luck is better than a pound of wisdom.聪明才智，不如运气。
16、An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.预防为主，治疗为辅。
17、A rolling stone gathers no moss.滚石不生苔，转业不聚财。
18、As a man sows, so he shall reap.种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆。
19、A single flower does not make a spring.一花独放不是春，百花齐放春满园。
20、A snow year, a rich year.瑞雪兆丰年。
21、A sound mind in a sound body.健全的精神寓于健康的`身体。
22、A still tongue makes a wise head.寡言者智。
23、A stitch in time saves nine.小洞不补，大洞吃苦。
24、A straight foot is not afraid of a crooked shoe.身正不怕影子斜。
25、A wise head makes a close mouth.真人不露相，露相非真人。
26、A word spoken is past recalling.一言既出，驷马难追。
27、A year's plan starts with spring.一年之计在于春。
28、A young idler, an old beggar.少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲。
29、Bad news has wings.好事不出门，坏事传千里。
30、Barking dogs seldom bite.吠犬不咬人。
31、Beauty lies in the love's eyes.情人眼里出西施。
32、Be swift to hear, slow to speak.听宜敏捷，言宜缓行。
33、Better late than never.不怕慢，单怕站。
34、Better to ask the way than go astray.问路总比迷路好。
35、Between friends all is common.朋友之间不分彼此。
36、Birds of a feather flock together.物以类聚，人以群分。
37、Blood is thicker than water.血浓于水。
38、Blood will have blood.血债血偿。
39、Books and friends should be few but good.读书如交友，应求少而精。
40、Business is business.公事公办。
41、Business is the salt of life.事业是人生的第一需要。
42、By reading we enrich the mind, by conversation we polish it.读书使人充实，交谈使人精明。
43、Cannot see the wood for the trees.一叶障目，不见泰山。
44、Care and diligence bring luck.谨慎和勤奋才能抓住机遇。
45、Caution is the parent of safety.小心驶得万年船。
46、Cheats never prosper.骗人发不了财。
47、Children are what the mothers are.耳濡目染，身教言传。
48、Choose an author as you choose a friend.择书如择友。
49、Come what may, heaven won't fall.做你的吧，天塌不下来。
50、Complacency is the enemy of study.学习的敌人是自满。
51、Confidence in yourself is the first step on the road to success.自信是走向成功的第一步。
Nothing in the world is difficult for one who sets his mind to it.世上无难事，只怕有心人。
Nothing is difficult to the man who will try.世上无难事，只要肯登攀。
Nothing seek, nothing find.没有追求就没有收获。
Nothing is so necessary for travelers as languages.外出旅行，语言最要紧。
Nothing is to be got without pains but poverty.世上唯有贫穷可以不劳而获。
Not to advance is to go back.不进则退。
Not to know what happened before one was born is always to be a child.不懂世故，幼稚可笑。
No way is impossible to courage.勇者无惧。
Obedience is the first duty of a soldier.军人以服从命令为天职。
Observation is the best teacher.观察是最好的老师。
Offense is the best defense.进攻是最好的'防御。
Old friends and old wines are best.陈酒味醇，老友情深。
Once a man and twice a child.一次老，两次小。
Once a thief, always a thief.偷盗一次，做贼一世。
Once bitten, twice shy.一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井绳。
One boy is a boy, two boys are half a boy, three boys are no boy at all.一个和尚挑水喝，两个和尚抬水喝，三个和尚没水喝。
One cannot put back the clock.时钟不能倒转。
One eyewitness is better than ten hearsays.百闻不如一见。
One false move may lose the game.一着不慎，满盘皆输。
One good turn deserves another.行善积德。
One today is worth two tomorrows.今日之时最珍贵。
One man's fault is other man's lesson.前车之鉴。
One never loses anything by politeness.讲礼貌不吃亏。
One swallow does not make a summer.一燕不成夏。
One's words reflect one's thinking.言为心声。
Out of debt, out of danger.无债一身轻。
Out of office, out of danger.无官一身轻。
Out of sight, out of mind.眼不见，心为静。
Patience is the best remedy.忍耐是良药。
Penny wise, pound foolish.贪小便宜吃大亏。
Plain dealing is praised more than practiced.正大光明者，说到的多，做到的少。
Please the eye and plague the heart.贪图一时快活，必然留下隐祸。
Pleasure comes through toil.苦尽甘来。
Pour water into a sieve.竹篮子打水一场空。
Practice makes perfect.熟能生巧。
Praise is not pudding.恭维话不能当饭吃。
Praise makes good men better, and bad men worse.好人越夸越好，坏人越夸越糟。
Prefer loss to unjust gain.宁可吃亏，不贪便宜。
Prevention is better than cure.预防胜于治疗。
Pride goes before, and shame comes after.骄傲使人落后。
Promise is debt.一诺千金。
Proverbs are the daughters of daily experience.谚语是日常经验的结晶。
Pull the chestnut out of fire.火中取栗。
Put the cart before the horse.本末倒置。
Put your shoulder to the wheel.鼎力相助。
Reading enriches the mind.开卷有益。
Reading is to the mind while exercise to the body.读书健脑，运动强身。
Respect yourself, or no one else will respect you.要人尊敬，必须自重。
