1.Since I rarely hug, I’m relying on your expertise as to the duration.我不怎么抱人，要抱多久就听你的。
2.You know, the more I think about it, the Mobster Sauce couldn’t possibly contain chunks of mobster. It was listed under Seafood.知道不，我越想越觉得强盗酱里不可能包含丰富的强盗肉。它被归在海鲜里。
3.I’ve seen the [w]underbelly of Pasadena, this so-called City of Roses and it haunts me. Ah, the injustice. I lie here awake, tormented, while out there evil lurks. Probably playing Donkey Kong on my Classic Nintendo.[/w]我目睹了帕萨迪纳市的阴暗面，这座所谓的玫瑰之城，如今阴魂不散，罪恶横行，毫无正义。我被痛苦折磨，辗转反侧，而邪恶四处潜伏在外，可能正霸占我的经典任天堂玩大金刚呢。
4.My new computer came with Windows 7. Windows 7 is much more user friendly than Windows Vista. I don’t like that.我的新电脑装了温7系统。温7比维斯塔更容易上手嘛。这我可不喜欢。
5.I don’t need sleep, I need answers. I need to determine where, in this swamp of unbalanced formulas, squatteth the toad of truth.我不需要睡眠，我需要答案。我要找出在这个充满不平衡方程的沼泽中是什么阻碍了真理的蛤蟆。
6.Don’t be absurd, that’s in Washington. You know I can’t live in a city laid out in a hub and spoke pattern.你傻的啊，那可在华盛顿。满大街车声嘈杂的.城市我可待不了，你又不是不知道。
7.I asked myself, what is the most mind-numbing, pedestrian job conceivable and three answers came to mind: Toll booth attendant, Apple Store Genius and what Penny does. Now, since I don’t like touching other people’s coins, and I refuse to contribute to the devaluation of the word Genius – here I am.我问我自己，我能想到最讨厌最沉闷的工作是什么，有三个答案浮现在脑海中：收费站工作人员，在苹果专卖店工作的天才还有佩妮的工作。现在，既然我不喜欢碰别人手里的硬币，也不想帮着“抹黑'天才这个词，所以我来了。
8.There’s an economic concept known as a Positional Good in which an object is only valued by the possessor because its not possessed by others. The term was coined in 1976 by economist Fred Hirsch to replace the more colloquial but less precise ‘neener-neener’.在经济学里有种概念被称为地位商品，他只有在持有人手中才能彰显其价值因为其他人无法拥有。这个词由经济学弗烈德.赫希杜撰于1976年用来取代更口语化但并不准确的”哦耶~哦耶"。
9.Help me out. Which ski cap says après-super-collider?帮我参考一下，哪顶滑雪帽比较像超级对撞机？
10.I’ve lived up to my commitments under the agreement. At least once a day I ask how you are, even though I simply don’t care. I no longer stage spontaneous biohazard drills after 10 pm, and I abandoned my goal to master Tuvan throat singing.我一直遵守着协议里的所有义务。每天至少问候你一次，即使我一点都不在意。我没有在晚上十点后进行生物危害演习了，我也放弃学习图瓦喉唱了。
2.Well, there's always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter, but Occam's Razor would suggest that someone threw it out.嗯，不能排除说那封信周围自然形成了一个垃圾桶，但据奥卡姆剃刀原理 应该是谁扔进去的吧。
3.I don’t guess. As a scientist I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation. Although, as I’m saying this, it occurs to me that you may have been employing a rhetorical device, rendering my response moot.我不会猜。做为一个科学家我是通过观察和实验得出结论的。尽管我这么说，但我发觉 你刚才那句话运用了修辞格导致了我的反驳抗议。
4.Artificial intelligences do not have teen fetishes.人工智能可不会追星。
5.I don't know... but if cats could sing, they'd hate it too.我不知道，但如果猫能唱歌，它们也会觉得难听。
6.We have no idea what pathogen Typhoid Penny’s introduced into our environment. And having never been to Nebraska I’m relatively certain that I have no Corn Husking antibodies.我们根本不知道Penny把哪种伤寒病菌带到我们的环境里。我从没去过内布拉斯加州可以确定没有那种抗体。
7.Obviously you're not well-suited for three-dimensional chess. Perhaps three-dimensional Candyland would be your speed.很显然 你不适合玩三维国际象棋。你的水平也许只适合玩三维的"糖果乐园"。
8.While Mr. Kim, by virtue of youth and naiveté, has fallen prey to the inexplicable need for human contact, let me step in and assure you that my research will go on uninterrupted, and that social relationships will continue to baffle and repulse me.Kim先生，年轻而天真，无法解释地陷入了人际接触的泥潭，请让我上前向各位保证我的研究将不受任何影响，社会关系将依旧与我无缘。
9.Engineering: where the noble semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Ooompa-Loompas of science.工程实验室，半吊子工人实现梦想的地方。你们好，科学怪人们("查理和巧克力工厂"中的矮人)。
10.Yes, well, I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.是吗，我是树状烧结铝粉你是无机粘合剂，所以你说什么都不会对我产生什么影响，你说的话最终又会原路返回到你身上。
1.Penny, you’re an expert at trading sexual favors for material gain – walk him through this.佩妮，你在用肉体来交换物质这方面是专家-教教他。
2.Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea.莱纳德，社交礼仪规定，如果朋友心情不好，你应该给他们倒杯热饮，比如茶。
3.Just keep in mind, if you ever need a slightly apathetic tertiary friend, I stand at the ready.你只要记得只要你需要一位略显冷淡的第三好的朋友，我时刻准备着。
4.Priya, if you’re experiencing any tension or awkwardness, it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to, if I may quote Howard, 'do the dance with no pants.'普丽娅，如果你觉得有些紧张或者尴尬很可能是因为莱纳德和佩妮以前曾经，用霍华德的话来说叫做“赤裸共舞”。
5.At one point, Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula.拉吉在放雷鬼音乐，他妹妹还把鞋给脱了，简直就是卡里古拉大帝的晚年时期。
6.I’m Sheldon. For regular readers of the New England Journal of High Energy Physics, I need no introduction. If you’re not familiar with that publication, there’s a free copy in your goodie bag.我是谢尔顿。对于经常阅读《新英格兰高能物理学》杂志的人来说，我不需要介绍自己了。如果你不熟悉那本刊物，礼品袋里有免费样书赠送。
7.I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.我必须得离开，他们的玩乐方式有误。
8.Real chili doesn’t have beans in it. But you’re from a foreign land, so your ignorance is forgiven.地道的辣椒汤是没有豆子的，但由于你是来自异乡人，你的无知可以被谅解。
9.Howard, if I might interject here with a bit of friendly advice, is working on magic tricks really how you want to spend your time? Granted you’re just an engineer, but that doesn’t mean that someday you might not build a geegaw or thingamabob that may get you a thank you in someone else’s Nobel Prize acceptance speech.霍华德，容我插句嘴给你一条友情建议，难道你的人生就指着这些魔术小把戏了吗？我知道你只是个工程师，但是这并不意味着你不会某天做出一个小把戏或者小玩意儿能让别人在诺贝尔奖的获奖演说里送你一句“感谢某人”呀。
10.“Not knowing is part of the fun?” Was that the motto of your community college?“不知道才有乐趣啊”这是你们社区大学的校训吗？
