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少年谢尔顿搞笑语录

时间:2024-10-06 20:32:31

最好最可靠的生活

获得8k好评的答案@Nikhilesh Vaishy

"You might never fail on the scale I did, but some failure in life is inevitable. It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all – in which case, you fail by default."- J.K Rowling

“你们可能永远没有遇到我经历的那种程度的失败,但有些失败,在生活中是不可避免的。生活不可能没有一点失败,除非你生活地万般小心,而那也意味着你没有真正在生活了。无论怎样,有些失败还是注定地要发生。”——J.K.罗琳

获得6.5k好评的答案@Kuber Yadav

"The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep tellling yourself as to why you can't achieve it." - Jordan Belfort

“实现不了目标的唯一阻碍就是,你一直不敢相信自己有能力实现它。”——乔丹·贝尔福特

获得4.6k好评的答案@Mohamed Riyaz

Sometimes, all people want is a little compliment.

有时候,大家想要的只不过是一点点表扬罢了。

获得2.7k好评的答案@Shagun Rawat

It's funny how day by day nothing changes,but when you look back everything is different. - Calvin&Hobbes

有趣的是,生活似乎一成不变,但最后你回头看去的时候,其实一切都不一样了。——《凯文的幻虎世界》

获得2.4k好评的答案@Kapil Goyal

The future is scary, but you can't just run back to the past because it's familiar. Yes, it's tempting, but, it's a mistake.- How I met your Mother

未来会让人心生畏惧,但是我们却不能因为习惯了过去,就逃回过去。是的,这很有诱惑性,但这是不对的。——《老爸老妈的浪漫史》

获得1.8k好评的答案@Mihir Gupta

It's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake and look back and say 'yep, that was a mistake.' So really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake, because then you'd go your whole life not knowing if something is a mistake or not. - HIMYM

好吧,对,这是个错误,我知道这是个错误。但生活中有些事情,你知道会是错误,却又不明确一定是错误。因为明确这是一个错误的唯一方法就是犯下这个错误,然后再回头看,就可以说"对,是个错误"。所以,不犯这个错误将是个更大的错误。因为这样你一辈子都不能肯定,这是不是错误。——《老爸老妈的浪漫史》

获得1.3k好评的答案@Chandan Singh

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. "

“只有在失去一切之后,我们才能获得做任何事情的自由。”

获得758好评的答案@Bhaskar Kumar

Whatever you do in this life , it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it. - How I Met Your Mother

无论你今生做什么,没有朋友在你身旁见证,就算不上是传奇。——《老爸老妈浪漫史》

获得580好评的答案@Anish Shah

"When life gets harder, you must have just levelled up."

“当生活变得艰难的时候,你必须做的只是提升自我罢了。”

保持头发健康的最佳食物

It takes more than shampoo and conditioner to maintain the charm of shiny and manageable hair. See what you should eat to keep those tresses healthy, alluring and strong.

为了维持有光泽且易打理的头发,仅仅用洗发水和护发素是不够的。来看看你应该吃什么才能让你的长发健康迷人且强韧吧。

Hair is made up of protein, so make sure you feed consume enough protein. Whether cooked or boiled, eggs are an excellent source of protein.

头发由蛋白质组成,所以你需要保证足够的蛋白质摄入。无论是蒸还是煮,鸡蛋都是一个绝佳的蛋白质来源。

A nutrient-rich blood supply nourishes hair glands and roots, making iron an important mineral for hair. A diet rich in red meat or green leafy vegetables ensures good health for hair.

营养丰富的血液可滋润毛腺和发根,其造出的铁元素是对头发非常重要的矿物质。饮食以红肉和绿叶植物为主可以保证头发的健康。

Blueberries are amazing for good skin as well as lustrous hair. They are one of the best sources of vitamin C and help in the production of collagen, which strengthens the capillaries supplying blood to the hair shaft.

蓝莓对好皮肤和有光泽的发质都有神奇的功效。它是维生素C的最佳来源之一,还可以通过加强毛细血管向毛干输送血液,来帮助生产胶原蛋白。

Salmon is high in Omega-3 fatty acids, which keep your scalp and hair hydrated. Our body cannot produce Omega-3 on its own, therefore it becomes important to consume foods rich in this nutrient.

三文鱼富含ω-3脂肪酸,可以让你的头皮和头发水润。我们的身体不能自己产生ω-3,因此多吃富含这种营养的食物非常重要。

Carrots contain vitamin A that produces sebum, an oily substance produced by sebaceous glands. This provides a natural conditioner for healthy scalp.

胡萝卜富含维他命A,它可以生产皮脂,这种油状的物质从皮脂腺造出。它为头皮提供了一种天然的护发素。

Oysters are high in zinc and selenium, which aid hair health and growth. Zinc deficiency, on the other hand, can lead to hair loss and flaky scalp.

牡蛎富含锌和硒,他们让头发健康,帮助生长。相反,缺乏锌则会导致脱发和头皮干燥。

Hair needs protection from the sun. Dry fruits, and almonds (nuts) are good sources of vitamin E, which protect hair from getting damaged. They are also packed with sulphur and biotin that promote hair growth.

头发需要被保护不受太阳的灼伤。干果和杏仁是维他命E的来源,可以保护头发不受损伤。他们还包含硫磺和维生素H,促进头发生长。

Whole grains contain water-soluble B-vitamin, which protects hair from getting brittle

全麦包含可溶于水的维他命B,可以防止头发脆弱。

Kiwis are loaded with vitamin C and antioxidants that help keep hair firm and healthy.

猕猴桃富含维他命C和抗氧化剂,让头发坚硬且健康。

Drink lots of water to keep your hair shining bright. Eight glasses of water a day keeps hair hydrated and healthy.

喝大量的水可以保持头发光彩照人。每天八杯水,让头发水润健康。

《生活大爆炸》:谢尔顿和艾米终于要滚床单了

Adult virgins almost never get any love from sitcoms (or, you know, any shows) but The Big Bang Theory is doing their best to cater to that most underserved of audiences. In a very special episode airing December 17, BBT's Sheldon and Amy will finally sleep together. "After over five years of dating, we felt the time was right for Sheldon and Amy to finally consummate their relationship,” said EP Steve Molaro after filming the episode. “And we’re so excited for the audience to see the journey over the next several episodes.” I want to write bazinga! but I have just enough self-control to stop myself.

情景喜剧(或者,你懂的,任何电视节目)很少会考虑老处女的感受,但《生活大爆炸》却将倾其所能迎合这部分常被忽略的群体的感受。在12月17日播出的《生活大爆炸》特辑中,谢尔顿和艾米终于要滚床单了。剧集总监史蒂夫·莫拉罗说:“经过5年多的约会,我们觉得现在是时候让谢尔顿和艾米的关系圆满了。观众即将看到的接下来几集剧情让我们特别兴奋。”我真想写这是“逗你玩”!但我忍住了。

For those of you who don't watch The Big Bang Theory, the nerdy couple portrayed by Jim Parsons and Mayim Bialik provide an interesting spin on the "will they or won't they?" story. Most shows either delay the formation of a couple as long as possible (say, Niles and Daphne) or, alternatively, drag out the specifics of a romance (Ross and Rachel straight up had a child and lived together but still didn't get it) for seasons. As the show enters its ninth season, Sheldon and Amy have been in a long-term relationship for years without venturing toward sexual intimacy.

没看《生活大爆炸》的人可能不知道,这对书呆子情侣由吉姆·帕森斯和马伊姆·拜利克扮演,关于“他俩会不会那个?”上演了很多有趣的桥段。大部分电视剧都会要么尽可能的推迟一对情侣合体(就像《欢乐一家亲》里的奈尔斯和达芙妮),要么一连几季推迟呈现浪漫的细节(《老友记》里的罗斯和瑞秋先有的孩子,后来同居,但还是没有上演浪漫细节)。《生活大爆炸》已经进入第九季了,谢尔顿和艾米这对多年来关系稳定的恋人一直没能走向“亲密接触”。

Having sex will require negotiating the pricklier aspects of Sheldon's supercilious yet socially awkward personality, as well as both of the characters' virginity. The couple is currently broken up on the show, having ended things during the season-eight finale, but will undoubtedly reunite in time to fumble toward romance. Meanwhile the network had ordered the show through a planned tenth season, but really … isn't "super nerds find true love and finally get to have sex" kind of the perfect note to end on?

因为谢尔顿性格高傲、不善交际,所以发生性关系前先要摆平他这方面棘手的特质,并弄清两人对贞操的看法。这对情侣于第八季结尾时关系破裂,目前是分手状态,但毫无疑问两人将会及时复合,以便跌跌撞撞走向浪漫目标。与此同时,电视台已要求《生活大爆炸》按计划于第十季剧终,不过说实话……“超级书呆子找到真爱并最终与之滚床单”难道不是个挺完美的结局吗?

1.It seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse. Don’t you have access to women that will do it for money?看来要经历一段性关系还真是麻烦得要命。你就不能花钱找个妓女吗?

2.You accidently stare at a helium-argon laser, lose one turn and a retina.你一不小心直视氦氩激光,暂停一轮并失去一只眼睛的视网膜。

3.Stop it! Both of you! All this fighting. I might as well be back with my parents. "Damn it, George, I told you if you didn’t stop drinking I’d leave you!" "W’all I guess that makes you a liar cause I’m drunk as hell and you’re still here." "Stop yelling, you’re making Sheldon cry!" "I’ll tell you what’s making Sheldon cry, that I let you name him Sheldon."别吵了,你们两个!听你们吵个不停简直就跟我爸妈一样“该死的乔治,我说过你要是再不戒酒我就离开你!”“这只能说明你是个骗子,我已经醉成这样,你还没走。”“别嚷了,谢尔顿快被你弄哭了!”“告诉你谢尔顿为什么哭吧,因为我让你给他起了这个破名。”

4.I’ve heard that before. Then the next thing you know, I’m hiding in my bedroom blaring a Richard Feynman lecture while my Mom is shouting that Jesus would forgive her if she put ground glass in my Dad’s meatloaf. And my Dad’s on the roof skeet shooting her Franklin Mint collectible plates.这话我听多了。但然后呢?接下来我躲在自己的卧室大声读着费曼(著名物理学家)的讲义,而我妈则在吼叫着说她即使在我爸的'烘肉卷里放上玻璃渣,上帝也会原谅她的。还有我爸,站在屋顶上,用我妈的富兰克林珍藏版碗碟玩双向飞碟射击。

5.You keep in mind that my sharply worded comments on Yelp.com recently took down a muffin store.记住我在Yelp.com那些关于一家本地松饼店言辞尖锐的评论。

6.Mister Spock did not pilot the Enterprise. He was a Science officer. And I guarantee you if he ever saw the Enterprise’s check engine light blinking, he would pull the ship over immediately.史波克不是企业号的驾驶员。他是科学家。还有我保证只要他看到企业号的检查引擎指示灯闪那么一下,他会下令靠边停。

7.According to the inexplicably irritable nurse behind the desk, you’ll be seen after the man who claims to be having a heart attack, but appears to be well enough to play Doodle Jump on his iPhone.那位莫名暴躁的接待护士说,你排在那个声称自己有心脏病的男人后面,但在我看来,他健康的很,还能在他的iphone上玩涂鸦跳跃呢。

8.Now remember, you were given powerful pain medications and a muscle relaxer. So, uh, don’t operate heavy machinery. And try not to choke on your own drool.记住,你刚吃了强力止痛药还有肌肉松弛剂,所以千万别去操作重型机械。小心别让自己口水噎到窒息。

9.Why are you such a stupidhead? That is also rhetorical. Sorry you had to hear that.为什么你是个笨蛋?这也是个比喻。真抱歉你们不得不听到这些。

10.Biologically speaking, Howard is perfectly justified in seeking out the optimum mate for the propagation of his genetic line, and if that propagation is in the interest of humanity is, of course, an entirely different question.从生物学角度上说,霍华德想找最佳伴侣繁衍后代完全合情合理,但这种繁殖如果站在人类进化的角度来看又是完全不同的问题。

1.Penny, you’re an expert at trading sexual favors for material gain – walk him through this.佩妮,你在用肉体来交换物质这方面是专家-教教他。

2.Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea.莱纳德,社交礼仪规定,如果朋友心情不好,你应该给他们倒杯热饮,比如茶。

3.Just keep in mind, if you ever need a slightly apathetic tertiary friend, I stand at the ready.你只要记得只要你需要一位略显冷淡的第三好的朋友,我时刻准备着。

4.Priya, if you’re experiencing any tension or awkwardness, it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to, if I may quote Howard, 'do the dance with no pants.'普丽娅,如果你觉得有些紧张或者尴尬很可能是因为莱纳德和佩妮以前曾经,用霍华德的话来说叫做“赤裸共舞”。

5.At one point, Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula.拉吉在放雷鬼音乐,他妹妹还把鞋给脱了,简直就是卡里古拉大帝的晚年时期。

6.I’m Sheldon. For regular readers of the New England Journal of High Energy Physics, I need no introduction. If you’re not familiar with that publication, there’s a free copy in your goodie bag.我是谢尔顿。对于经常阅读《新英格兰高能物理学》杂志的人来说,我不需要介绍自己了。如果你不熟悉那本刊物,礼品袋里有免费样书赠送。

7.I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.我必须得离开,他们的玩乐方式有误。

8.Real chili doesn’t have beans in it. But you’re from a foreign land, so your ignorance is forgiven.地道的辣椒汤是没有豆子的,但由于你是来自异乡人,你的无知可以被谅解。

9.Howard, if I might interject here with a bit of friendly advice, is working on magic tricks really how you want to spend your time? Granted you’re just an engineer, but that doesn’t mean that someday you might not build a geegaw or thingamabob that may get you a thank you in someone else’s Nobel Prize acceptance speech.霍华德,容我插句嘴给你一条友情建议,难道你的人生就指着这些魔术小把戏了吗?我知道你只是个工程师,但是这并不意味着你不会某天做出一个小把戏或者小玩意儿能让别人在诺贝尔奖的获奖演说里送你一句“感谢某人”呀。

10.“Not knowing is part of the fun?” Was that the motto of your community college?“不知道才有乐趣啊”这是你们社区大学的校训吗?