There are no accidents.
2.何必躲呢，躲不过的。
One meets its destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
3.着急的时候脑子也乱了，静下心来就好了。
Your mind is like this water, my friend, when it is agitated, it becomesdifficult to see, but if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.
4.做不做呢，要不要呢?
Quit don't quit. Noodles don't noodles.
5.俗语说，既往者之不鉴，来着尤可追!那就是为什么今天是present(现在/礼物)
There is a saying, yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. But todayis a gift. That is why it's called the present (the gift).
6.乌龟：是的，看着这棵树，
我不能让树为我开花，
也不能让它提前结果
Yes，look at this tree Chivu(师傅).
I can not make it boloosm and suits me, nor make it bear food before it'stime.
7.师傅：但有些事情我们可以控制
我可以控制果实何时坠落
我还可以控制在何处播种
那可不是幻觉 大师
But there are things we can control.
I can control when the fruit will fall.
... And I can control.
What time to seed,
That is not illusion, Master
8.乌龟：是啊 不过无论你做了什么
那个种子还是会长成桃树
你可能想要苹果 或桔子
可你只能得到桃子
那个种子还是会长成桃树
Yes, but no matter what you do,
That seed will grow to be a peach tree.
You may wish for an Apple or an orange,
But you will get a peach.
9.师傅：可桃子不能打败太郎
But peach can not defeate Tai Long.
10.乌龟:也许它可以的 ,如果你愿意引导它、滋养它、相信它。
Maybe it can if you are willing to guide it, to nuture it, to believe init.
11. 阿宝，天不遂人愿，
况且这本不是天意，
阿宝，忘了其它的事情，
你的使命一直都在向你召唤。
我们是面条家族，
血管中流着这样的血。
I'm sorry things didn't work out.
It's just what it's meant to be.
Paul, forget everything else, your destiny still awaits.
We are Noodle folk.
Broth runs deep through our veins.
12.你不能走，真的武士决不会退却
you cannot leave, real warrior never quits.
13.师傅：那你为什么不退出呢?你知道我一直想把你赶走，可你还是留下来了。
Why didn't you quit?You know I was trying to get rid of you, but youstayed.
阿宝：是啊，我留下来了。我留下来是因为每次你往我头上丢砖头，或说我难闻，这很伤我的心。可最伤我心的是，我每天努力练习，却还是这个我。我留下来，因为我以为，如果还有人能改变我，能让我焕然一新，那就是你--中国最伟大的功夫师父!
Yes, I stayed.
I stayed, because every time you threw up brick on the head or said Ismelled, it hurts. But it could never hurt more than I did everyday in my lifejust being me. I stayed ,because I thought .. If anyone could change me, couldmake me not me, it was you the greatest Kong Fu teacher in the whole ofChina!
14.Enough talk, let's fight!少废话，决斗吧
15、There'e no charge for awesomeness or to attractiveness !!
牛人不收费，迷死人不偿命~
16.我私家汤的绝密食材,就是…什么都没有。
The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup is...nothing.
17. 认为它特别，它就特别了。
To make something special, you just have to believe it's special
1、 夸奖“太棒了”
初级：That's cool。
中级：Awesome。
高级：That was pretty hardcore。
2、抱怨“悲剧啊”
It was the worst day of my life. By far nothing else came close. It was the worst, most painful, mind-destroyed, horrible moment I have ever experienced。
这是我生命中最悲催的一天。迄今为止，无事能及。那是我经历过的，最悲惨、最痛苦、最伤脑筋、最恐怖的时刻。
3、耍耍嘴皮子
- I found your stupidity mildly amusing。
我觉得你傻得有点儿好玩。
- Thank you, but I found your evilness is extremely annoying。 谢谢哦，不过我觉得你坏得灰常讨厌。
- Who do you think you are, panda?
你觉得你是谁啊，你个死熊猫？
- Who do you think I am, peacock?
你以为我是谁啊，你个臭孔雀？
4、 最棒的'一句
Your story may not have a such happy begining, but that doesn't make who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be。 你人生故事的开头也许充满坎坷，不过这并不影响你成为什么样的人。关键看你后来的人生路，你自己选择怎么走下去。
5、小小哲理
- How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything. I scared you for life。
你是怎么做到内心平和的？我让你父母双亡，无家可归。我给你的人生烙上了抹不掉的伤痕。
- Scars heel。
伤痕是会愈合的。
- No, they don't, wounds heel。
伤痕又不叫愈合，伤口才会愈合啥的。
- Oh, yeah. What Scars do? They fade I guess?
哦，对哦，那伤痕会肿么样？会消退吧？
- I don't care what scars do。
我才不管伤痕会怎么样。
- You should. You gotta let go that stuff from the past, cause it doesn't matter. The only thing it matters, is what you choose to be now。 你应该关心下。过去的事情就让它过去咯，因为其实都无关紧要了。重要的是，现在要选择做什么样的人。
本来我要用这10元钱念书，当个医生、律师，但为了世界和平……唉！
别以为你长得帅我就不打你。
肥婆啊，斧头帮，大哥啊，自己人，汤药费
哈哈，你条契弟，我包大人都够胆惹？你都算契弟呀你呀
会功夫也不是罪阿！！！
记忆是痛苦的根源，你能忘记，算你福气
江湖规矩——单挑，就是一个对一个，谁也不许犯规啊！拿大葱的那个大婶过来！！你以为你能打的赢我啊，我让你一拳都可以！
冚家铲，我你都够胆耷？
聊得挺投缘，赔点医药费算了。就算杀了一个我，还有千千万万个我。
难道我学过如来神掌也要说给你听吗？
你还是写中文吧！
杀人这种念头，我每天都在脑子里想的.！
我数三下~开始，三！
我这辈子最看不惯不老实的人，坐下！
想不到狮吼功还有一个大喇叭，小弟甘拜下风。
腰里挂着死耗子还装着打猎的。
一枝响云箭，千军万马来相见。
这种阵势难道就是人称《神雕侠侣》里的杨过、小龙女？
周星驰功夫经典
老乞丐：哎，小弟，小弟，别走啊
乞丐：哇，不得了啊不得了，你有道灵光从天灵盖喷出来，你知道嘛，年纪轻轻的就有一身横练的筋骨，简直百年一见的练武奇才啊，如果有一天让你打通任督二脉，你还不飞龙上天，正所谓我不入地狱，谁入地狱……
乞丐：警恶惩奸，维护世界和平这个任务就交给你了，好嘛？
小孩点头说：唔！
乞丐：这本《如来神掌》秘笈是无价之宝，我看与你有缘，收你十块钱，传授给你吧。
