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英语幽默名言大全

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1、Do not pull all your eggs in one basket.

别把所有的蛋都放在一个篮子里。

2、Do not teach fish to swim.

不要班门弄斧。

3、East or west, home is the best.

东奔西跑,还是家里好。

4、Experience is the best teacher.

实践出真知。

5、There is something that is much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize.

有的'东西比才能稀罕得多,珍贵得多,这就是识别的能力。

6、The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are, the more leisure we have.

事越做越能,人越忙越有空。

7、A man, like a watch, is to be valued by this manner of going.

一个人,正如一个时钟,是以他的行动来定其价值的。

8、All happy families are like one another; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

所有幸福的家庭都相似,而每个不幸的家庭各不同。

9、Friendship is both a source of pleasure and a component of good health.

友谊既是快乐之源泉,又是健康之要素。

10、A man is called selfish, not pursuing his own good, but neglecting his neighbour's.

追求自身的利益,不是自私;只有忽视他人的利益,才是自私。

11. He that will not work shall not eat.不工作者不得食。

12. Business is business.公事公办。

13. 81.Deliberate slowly,执行 promptly.慢慢酌量,快快行动。

14. Put your shoulder to the wheel.努力工作。

15. .Never do things by halves.做事不要半途而废。

16. In for a penny,in for a pound.做事一开头,就要做到底;一不做,二不休。

17. Many hands make quick work.人多干活快。

18. Many hands make light work.众擎易举。

19. A bad workman quarrels with his tools.技术拙劣的工人抱怨自己的工具。

20. Diligence is the mother of success.勤奋是成功之母。

21. Idleness is the root of all evil.懒惰乃万恶之源。

22. Care and diligence bring luck.谨慎和勤奋带来好运。

23. Diligence is the mother of good fortune.勤勉是好运之母。

24. Industry is fortune’s right hand,and frugality her left. 勤勉是幸运的右手,世俭是幸运的左手。

25. Idleness is the key of beggary.懒惰出乞丐。

其一

1、Moneyisnoteverything.There‘sMastercard&Visa.

钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

2、Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

3、Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend.

要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4、Lovetheneighbor.Butdon‘tgetcaught.

要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。

5、Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawoman.Andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.

每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

6、Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

7、Childreninbackseatscauseaccidents.Accidentsinbackseatscausechildren.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

8、"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams."Sogotosleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。

9、Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

10、"Hardworkneverkilledanybody."Butwhytaketherisk?"

“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。

其二

1、"Workfascinatesme."Icanlookatitforhours!"

“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。

2、Whentwo‘scompany,three‘stheresult!

两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是

3、Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you?

大师兄,你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。

4、Save water Shower with your girlfriend

要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

5、One should love animals They are so tasty

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

6、One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.一天看到一位大妈在烧纸,边烧边嘟囔着:收到了全都买基金吧。

7、Money is not everything There‘s Mastercard & Visa

钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

8、Love the neighbor But don‘t get caught

要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。

9、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。( 励志天下 www.cnfla.net )

10、If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.

还能冲动,表示你还对生活有激情,总是冲动,表示你还不懂生活。

其三

1、Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.

怀才就像怀孕,时间长了才能看出来。

2、God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

3、"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。

4、"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。

5、The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.

初恋的魅力是我们的无知,而这种无知终将过去。

6、No love true as love that dies untold.

没有比未露而逝的爱情更真。

7、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

8、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

9、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

10、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。

其四

1、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there

are two.

每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

2、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

3、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

4、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 (老外也保守,要摸黑办事,哈哈)

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。

1、To be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.

既当演说家,又做实干家。

2、Variety is the spice of life.

变化是生活的调味品。

3、Bad times make a good man.

艰难困苦出能人。

4、There is no royal road to learning.

求知无坦途。

5、Doubt is the key to knowledge.

怀疑是知识的钥匙。

6、The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.

世界上对勇气的最大考验是忍受失败而不丧失信心。

7、A mans best friends are his ten fingers.

人最好的朋友是自己的十个手指。

8、Only they who fulfill their duties in everyday matters will fulfill them on great occasions.

只有在日常生活中尽责的人才会在重大时刻尽责。

9、The shortest way to do many things is to only one thing at a time.

做许多事情的捷径就是一次只做一件事。

10、Sow nothing, reap nothing.

春不播,秋不收。

11、Life is real, life is earnest.

人生真实,人生诚挚。

12、Life would be too smooth if it had no rubs in it.

生活若无波折险阻,就会过于平淡无奇。

13、Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions form insufficient premises.

生活是一种艺术,要在不充足的.前提下得出充足的结论。

14、Life is fine and enjoyable, yet you must learn to enjoy your fine life.

人生是美好的,但要学会如何享用美好的生活。

15、Life is but a hard and tortuous journey.

人生即是一段艰难曲折的旅程,人生无坦途。

16、Life is a horse, and either you ride it or it rides you.

人生像一匹马,你不驾驭它,它便驾驭你。

17、Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.

人生是一幅大画布,你应该努力绘出绚丽多彩的画面。

18、Life is like music. It must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule.

人生如一首乐曲,要用乐感,感情和直觉去谱写,不能只按乐律行事。

19、Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum.

生活是绘画,不是做算术。

20、The wealth of the mind is the only wealth.

精神的财富是唯一的财富。

21、You cant judge a tree by its bark.

人不可貌相。

22、Sharp tools make good work.

工欲善其事,必先利其器。

23、Wasting time is robbing oneself.

浪费时间就是掠夺自己。

24、Nurture passes nature.

教养胜过天性。

25、There is no garden without its weeds.

没有不长杂草的花园。

26、A man is only as good as what he loves.

一个人要用他所爱的东西有多好来衡量。

27、Wealth is the test of a mans character.

财富是对一个人品格的试金石。

28、The best hearts are always the bravest.

心灵最高尚的人,也总是最勇敢的人。

29、One never lose anything by politeness.

讲礼貌不吃亏。

30、Theres only one corner of the universe you can be sure of improving, and thats your own self.

这个宇宙中只有一个角落你肯定可以改进,那就是你自己。

31、The world is like a mirror: Frown at itand it frowns at you; smile, and it smiles too.

世界犹如一面镜子:朝它皱眉它就朝你皱眉,朝它微笑它也吵你微笑。

32、Death comes to all, but great achievements raise a monument which shall endure until the sun grows old.

死亡无人能免,但非凡的成就会树起一座纪念碑,它将一直立到太阳冷却之时。

33、The reason why a great man is great is that he resolves to be a great man.

伟人之所以伟大,是因为他立志要成为伟大的人。

34、Suffering is the most powerful teacher of life.

苦难是人生最伟大的老师。

35、A bosom friend afar brings a distant land near.

海内存知己,天涯若比邻。

36、A common danger causes common action.

同舟共济。

37、A contented mind is a continual / perpetual feast.

知足常乐。

38、A fall into the pit, a gain in your wit.

吃一堑,长一智。

39、A guest should suit the convenience of the host.

客随主便。

40、A letter from home is a priceless treasure.

家书抵万金。

41、All rivers run into the sea.

殊途同归。

42、All time is no time when it is past.

机不可失,时不再来。

43、An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

一日一个苹果,身体健康不求医。

44、As heroes think, so thought Bruce.

英雄所见略同。

45、A young idler, an old beggar.

少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲。

46、Behind the mountains there are people to be found.

天外有天,山外有山。

47、Bad luck often brings good luck.

塞翁失马,安知非福。

48、Business is business.

公事公办。

49、Clumsy birds have to start flying early.

笨鸟先飞。

50、Do one thing at a time, and do well.

一次只做一件事,做到最好!搞自读书名言网