2.What sight is better than your little boy embarrassing a Nobel laureate?有什么景色能与你儿子让诺贝尔奖得主颜面扫地相媲美呢？
3.Are you trying to suggest that my emotional problems are no different than those of a stupid person?你是说我的情绪问题跟那些白痴没什么两样吗？
4.It’s not suspicious that I’m fixating – it’s consistent with my personality.我锲而不舍没什么奇怪的-我个性向来坚持不懈。
5.I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on Cooper, you're better than this!我居然想用蛇来吓唬印度佬。加油啊，库珀，你就那么点能耐吗。
6.Well, if it’s any help, I’ve read all the great moral philosophers, including Dr. Seuss.如果需要帮忙的话，我读过各种伦理学家的著作，包括苏斯博士（美国著名作家及漫画家、以儿童书出名）的书哦。
7.Okay, so the topic at hand is sexual fidelity. Probably won’t be relying on Seuss here. Although One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish might be surprisingly applicable.这么说现在的主题是性忠贞。苏斯博士在这方面估计靠不住。不过《一条鱼，两条鱼，红色的鱼，蓝色的鱼》到可能惊人的适用。
8.I’ve prepared a number of topics that should appeal to the advanced and novice conversationalist.我准备了一些应该能同时吸引高阶谈天霸与低档聊天人的话题。
9.New topic: "Women, delightfully mysterious or bat crap crazy?"新话题：“女人们，讨人喜爱的谜女还是令人厌恶的八婆？”
10.Point of order. As you’re in distress, it would be customary for me to offer you a hot beverage. But, I’m a guest in your home, so it would be customary for you to offer me a beverage. How do you want to proceed, vis a vis beverages?按照程序。因为你不开心，按照惯例我该给你倒杯热饮。但我是你的客人，按照惯例你该给我倒杯饮料。你想要怎么来面对面互倒饮料呀？
1.These Hungarians -- they're just using you for dragon fodder.那些匈牙利人，只是拿你来做诱饵，喂龙的。
2.Leonard, you have to do something about Penny. She's interfering with my sleep, she's interfering with my work... and if I had another significant aspect of my life, I'm sure she'd be interfering with that too.Leonard 你得想办法搞定Penny。她打扰我睡觉，打扰我工作...如果我生活中还有其他重要的方面，我肯定她也会来干扰。
3.I wanted a griffin... I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confident I could create one, but my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Of course my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them.我要一只Griffin(希腊神话中一种狮身鹫首怪兽)...我当时正在研究DNA重组技术而且有信心能造一只出来，但我父母拒绝提供必需的鹰卵子和狮精子。
4.I'm not insane -- my mother had me tested.我一点不疯。我妈早就带我去测试过了。
5.Hot air blowers are incubators and spewers of bacteria and pestilence. Frankly it'd be more hygenic if they just had a plague-infested gibbon sneeze my hands dry.干手机藏污纳垢，然后都喷到你手上。坦白说，让得瘟疫的长臂猿来把我手喷干，都比那要来得卫生。
6.A tremendous accomplishment would be if the planetary body he discovered were plummeting toward Earth and he exploded it with his mind.巨大成就是指他发现的星体正坠向地球，而他用意念爆破掉它。
7.I bought these Star Wars sheets but they turned out to be much too stimulating to be compatible with a good night's sleep. I don't like the way Darth Vader stares at me.我买了些星战床单，但实在是望而生畏，晚上老是睡不好。我讨厌达斯·维达那样瞪着我。
8.I'm clearly too evolved for driving.显然驾驶对我来说太低级了。
9.Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I, too, was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student. Of course, I was fourteen. And I had already achieved more than most of you could ever hope to, despite my 9:00 bedtime. Now, there may be one or two of you in this room who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics, although it's more likely that you'll spend your scientific careers teaching fifth graders how to make papier-mché volcanoes with baking soda lava.看着你们这些年轻的新鲜面孔，不禁想起了当年还是小研究生时我也如此决定自己的研究方向。当然，那时我才14岁。即使9点就得睡觉 ，那时也已小有成就，在座大多数至今望尘莫及。你们中或许有一两位具备天赋，在理论物理上有所建树，当然啦，各位的科学前程将更有可能教授五年级学生怎样用烘烤苏打粉来糊个纸火山。
10.I never eat in strange restaurants. One runs the risk of non-standard cutlery.... Three tines is not a fork. Three tines is a trident. Forks are for eating, tridents are for ruling the Seven Seas.我从不去陌生的餐厅吃饭。指不定就用那些不标准的餐具了...三个分叉的根本不能叫叉子。那叫三叉戟。叉是用来吃东西的，而三叉戟是用来统治七海的(海神手中的三叉戟)。
1.Penny, you’re an expert at trading sexual favors for material gain – walk him through this.佩妮，你在用肉体来交换物质这方面是专家-教教他。
2.Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea.莱纳德，社交礼仪规定，如果朋友心情不好，你应该给他们倒杯热饮，比如茶。
3.Just keep in mind, if you ever need a slightly apathetic tertiary friend, I stand at the ready.你只要记得只要你需要一位略显冷淡的第三好的朋友，我时刻准备着。
4.Priya, if you’re experiencing any tension or awkwardness, it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to, if I may quote Howard, 'do the dance with no pants.'普丽娅，如果你觉得有些紧张或者尴尬很可能是因为莱纳德和佩妮以前曾经，用霍华德的话来说叫做“赤裸共舞”。
5.At one point, Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula.拉吉在放雷鬼音乐，他妹妹还把鞋给脱了，简直就是卡里古拉大帝的晚年时期。
6.I’m Sheldon. For regular readers of the New England Journal of High Energy Physics, I need no introduction. If you’re not familiar with that publication, there’s a free copy in your goodie bag.我是谢尔顿。对于经常阅读《新英格兰高能物理学》杂志的人来说，我不需要介绍自己了。如果你不熟悉那本刊物，礼品袋里有免费样书赠送。
7.I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.我必须得离开，他们的玩乐方式有误。
8.Real chili doesn’t have beans in it. But you’re from a foreign land, so your ignorance is forgiven.地道的辣椒汤是没有豆子的，但由于你是来自异乡人，你的无知可以被谅解。
9.Howard, if I might interject here with a bit of friendly advice, is working on magic tricks really how you want to spend your time? Granted you’re just an engineer, but that doesn’t mean that someday you might not build a geegaw or thingamabob that may get you a thank you in someone else’s Nobel Prize acceptance speech.霍华德，容我插句嘴给你一条友情建议，难道你的人生就指着这些魔术小把戏了吗？我知道你只是个工程师，但是这并不意味着你不会某天做出一个小把戏或者小玩意儿能让别人在诺贝尔奖的获奖演说里送你一句“感谢某人”呀。
10.“Not knowing is part of the fun?” Was that the motto of your community college?“不知道才有乐趣啊”这是你们社区大学的校训吗？
